Mommy Pelosi and Daddy Bush Obama


Mommy Pelosi and Daddy Bush Obama
11-18-06
[updated 03-17-09 Bush changed to Obama]
mpg

Pelosi: Bush Impeachment `Off the Table’*

They're all chiming in now.

You poor deluded Americans, you have to understand you don't get to decide what this country does anymore; its Mommy Pelosi and Daddy Bush Obama who are the deciders.

So you just run along now, you've all been very naughty children,  it's the adults that get to make these decisions and they've decided the war in Iraq is to go on and on and on, that they will attack Iran when the economy needs a boost, that the business relationships between Mommy's and Daddy’s friends in Washington and the wealthiest one percent of this country are sacrosanct and here to stay, along with all the new laws recently enacted which have eliminated those "quaint" civil rights you children used to have.  You've been very bad children after all and Mommy and Daddy need the new laws and internment camps to discipline you, it will be for your own good you know.

But the good news is Daddy Bush Obama will share some of those cultural issues with Mommy Pelosi, she'll get to have her Gay Marriage Act and if you're all really, really good little boys and girls she might even increase your allowance - it's called the minimum wage.

So run along now, the adults have some talking to do about putting the finishing touches on the New Roman Empire.

* web link lost this article added 08-21-07 - mpg

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