Cached/copied 03-23-07 - mpg


Top 11 reasons Bush redacted 28 pages of the 9-11 report:

11. Wanted to try out the new, black "highlighter" Dick Cheney gave him.

10. Sabotage: photocopier damaged by departing Clinton staffers.

9. Ritualistic homage to Richard Nixon.

8. Eliminates questions about tens of thousands of pages entirely withheld by the White House.

7. Accident: Sometimes if he's not following along with his "Sharpie" he can't hear himself read.

6. Concerned about profanity in the report, Bush censored every word he did not know.

5. Saudi Arabia's new PR guy is a genius!

4. George Tenet didn't tell him exactly what not to do at that particular moment.

3. Hubris.

2. Love means never having to say you're Saudi.

And the number one reason Bush redacted 28 pages of the 9-11 report

1. He'd like a second term.

To Stupid to be President