The CONversation


The CONversation
09-04-06
MPG

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld speeches: A new drumbeat for war
I still say they need a catalyzing event in the U.S. to carry out their planned attack against Iran, but they've planned pretty well so far.

Take a look at this map of the Gulf States from Heartland Eurasian Review of Geopolitics

They sure won't have to endanger the U.S.’s aircraft carriers by sending them into the Gulf.

Yep.. they’ve planned this..... or should it be said, they've 'played' this pretty well.

First they played Saddam & Iraq against Iran, weakening both countries.
Than they played Saddam & Iraq against Kuwait, weakening both countries, terrifying the Saudis and allowing American troops into Saudi Arabia. After which Gulf War One and the sanctions weakened Iraq still further.

Then the Texas Cabal no doubt had a long talk with the Saudis, you can picture the conversation in your mind's eye as it took place with some of the Saudi Royals. Just read what’s below to yourself using a very, broad Texaaass drrraaawl.

Geez Prince, do you know what would happen if that little boy'ol yours Osama, the bin Laden family’s 'black sheep', should get uppity and attack the U.S. in any sort 'ol big way?  Why shucks and hell fire we'd sure make a ton of money.  Now you’all listen up good, I'm not talking about hundreds of billions of dollars here, hell no, I'm talking about several TRILLION dollars.

Now why you looking at me like that for?  This is just a hypothetical ....that means if God forbid something awful should happen discussion.... got it?

That's right little Princy, you think about it.  Now don't you’all go and get huffy on us..... Why’d you think we'ez been supporting our fellow Christian Rightists and you'all been supporting them there Wahhabists these last twenty years......just for the fun of it?

So you looky here, we'ez going to make this real simple.  If somehow an unfortunate event should happen, if by some horrible circumstance we in the U.S. should be attacked, I regret to inform you by sheer coincidence we'all would make gobs and gobs'ol money.  Your oil prices will go smack dab through the roof and stay there for years, your investments and our investments in the good'ol U.S. defense and oil business will hop higher then a bird shot rabbit, heck and tarnation as a bonus we'll even pull our troops out of your country and put them in Iraq.  Hell what more could you ask for!?....It'll even make Osama happy!

We take care of your enemies for you, Iraq and Iran and we'all be just as happy as pigs in sh....oh I'm sorry....pardon me......point is this is the way we gots to go with this here thing of our's.  If we play our cards right we can even stretch this thing out five, maybe ten, maybe even fifteen years.  You supply the Sunnis, we attack the Shias and we get to go an' split the Mid East right down the middle like a well greased whore.

Now don't you’all go getting worried about it neither, ain’t nobody in America gonna say or do a darn thing cause we got the press in our pockets and we own BOTH sides’ol the aisle.  Besides Americans are such stupid folk they make cows look smart.

Yes’em America truly is the land’ol opportunity.

How about it Princy.....?

Oh yeah.  MPG